Please call my wife

: "Sweet crossdressing jesus! I can't see a thing! Dash, get the car! We need to get to the barber ASAP!"

: "Gah?! Who's there? I don't know how you got into our house or how you got this hairy blindfold on me, but you're gonna regret it!"

: "What the hell are you t-" 

: "RAAAAH!"

: "Aaaah! Dash, help! Someone's got me!"

: "Hang on Twi! I'm coming! Just let me break this first guy's spine!"